RAB

"Shipwreck"

Russell “RAB” McBride

First off, RAB stands for “Russell’s a Bitch.” Now before you take that too literally, there are some things you must know... RAB is the only person I have ever met, who has cut his own ear off with a broken beer bottle, puked everywhere and then gone to the hospital, while still partying with a Hawaiian lay and a cowboy gun. If that doesn’t scream "FUCKING PARTY ANIMAL", I don’t know what does. Better yet, Russel even convinced his loser drunk friend to get “RAB” tattooed on his own ass... Not only does RAB enjoy crushing girls before his friends get to date them, but he also loves taking pictures, and he does a pretty damn good job at it. 

 

So remember kids... the next time you get killed playing COD by a dude named “Slushy Panties”, go tell your mom you need to go get “RAB” tatted on your ass, because you’re his bitch too.